One day I was playing Pokemon and went to the daycare center, when you put a Pokemon in there they get their levels are raised (it's for noob trainers XD). Now, usually when you put two of the same Pokemon species that are opposite sexes in the daycare, about the next day (or about 5 min XD) they have sexual intercourse and for you immature idiots...stop laughing now...no one likes you...and make an egg that hatches into the same species of them. But, because of my twisted mind I decided to put two male Pokemon of the same species to see what would happen.
So, then I talked to the Day Care guy and he said they weren't getting along well...so instead I put a female in and then talked to the Day Care guy and he said that the two Pokemon were getting along great...
Therefore, I come to the conclusion that The Pokemon Company and Nintendo have a plan to teach children to hate gay people
And the little kids respond by saying: "Ooh! If Pokemon don't like being gay! Then I'll do anything to hate gay people! Gosh Nintendo, I <3>insert orgasm here<
Naturally gay children (that can't help having sexual energy towards other males) respond by cutting themselves and try to commit suicide because everyone hates gays and they don't want anyone to know
And that children...is the reason nuclear war and global warming...no wait thats George Bush...
NOTE: I'm not gay, but I'm annoyed by everyone hating gay people for no apparent reason >_> I could rant about this for about 3 pages, but I'll save myself the trouble, unless this b.s. happens on my channel >_>
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